According to this post,

Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
The reason why I can't leave EoFF is because when you leave EoFF, you automatically become an oldbie the next time you post there.
I am now qualified for Oldbie status. This means I'm allowed to slink into an annoyed disposition with the "cesspool" that is or is not the Eyes On Final Fantasy Forums. My disposition from now on shall be pissy at any questioning of me and I shall recruit a legion of doom of followers to declare war on the forums administrators and staff until the one ring is cast back into the fires of mount doom I am banned. Of course my legion will only be the most elitest members of the forum as chosen by me, Goldenboko.

Signups start today, don't miss out on this grand opportunity to be allowed to live!

PS: I hate you all. Except you. You know who you are.