Beginner

[Jeophophesnat]

Hi, I begin on internet with a directory

[Rantz]

I begin on a laptop computer with an Excel file.

What are we playing?

[Hollycat]

I begin in bed, then have bagel.
obviously we playing caveman world rantzien, or yoda talk it may be

[Jiro]

I begin therefore I win?

[Rantz]

I print my excel file and move to the kitchen table. Your move, Jeophophesnat.

[Roto13]

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

[Jiro]

I have visited this thread thrice previously and only now on the fourth have I realised the OP says "directory" and not "dictionary".

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Now it makes less sense to me.

[Timekeeper]

What?

[Hollycat]

I eat breakfast and end in grave