Zodiac changes
New Zodiac Sign Dates: Taylor Swift’s the New 13th Sign Ophiuchus! - OK! Magazine - The First for Celebrity News
Normally I'd be content to sit back and laugh as astrologers try to rationalize how this wonderful guide to personality and life can undergo such upheaval. (the comments indicate how: they're trying to claim that the heavens haven't moved)
HOWEVER
I'm just mad I'm not an Ophiuchus
They're barely now deciding to try and "fix" this?
NOOO how can I be a gemini I hate them so muchCapricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20
Welcome to Midlight's Deep, Taylor Swift.
I liked being a cancer... =(
wtf, I was a Scorpio, now I'm Virgo!
This is an outrage, just like that time they decided to demote Pluto from planethood!
Apparently, I have been declared banished.
so that's why the horoscope didn't work
This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...
From what I understand this change is the opinion of a few, broadcast to manyStill, I'm also mad I'm not an Opiuchus >:O It starts Nov 29th and I'm a Nov 28th, which would make me a Scorpio instead.
You vs me, right now !Originally Posted by Lusty Justy
NOOO how can I be a gemini I hate them so much
NOOOO I AM NOT A SPIDER WANNABEE FIX THIS NOW MILF YOU MIDGET JERK OR I AM GÖING TO BITE YOU
Also, lol @ legitimate outrage by some people having to change their signs.
The fact that it's taken them 3,000 years to correct this just shows how much bullthe last set of signs were, and how much bull
So Ophiuchus is a real thing?
I heard some guy just looked over where he found Scorpio a few times, then discovered it
there was a picture here
I am apparently a Gemini now. One time some crazy guy told me Geminis were evil because they were all two-faced. But he was a Taurus and I was a Cancer so we were supposed to be BFFs. (We were not.)
Oh my God.
VIRGO?
Screw Virgos I want to be a Libra again.
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