Narwhals in my floor

[Alive-Cat]

It helps to procrastinate them. Twice.

[Shoden]

It helps to procrastinate them. Twice.

Twice you say? that's where I was going wrong then, I was only going for one on one each.
Seriously Narwhals in your floor is a very annoying problem to have to put up with.

I can no longer walk around barefooted anymore!!

[Alive-Cat]

It helps to procrastinate them. Twice.

Twice you say? that's where I was going wrong then, I was only going for one on one each.
Seriously Narwhals in your floor is a very annoying problem to have to put up with.

I can no longer walk around barefooted anymore!!

You may find it's better for the land and your health that way, though. Bare feet leave small trace organisms which eat away everything around them and sometimes can actually grow into Narwhals.

[Shoden]

It helps to procrastinate them. Twice.

Twice you say? that's where I was going wrong then, I was only going for one on one each.
Seriously Narwhals in your floor is a very annoying problem to have to put up with.

I can no longer walk around barefooted anymore!!

You may find it's better for the land and your health that way, though. Bare feet leave small trace organisms which eat away everything around them and sometimes can actually grow into Narwhals.

You're joking right? This is a very vivid and in depth realisation and point that ultimately proves that my crisis episode of narwhals is but a foreshadowing of the true, grim, malevolent and tyrannical motives of this pointy nosed species.

One by one by one by one they appear, they rise, take over our floors worldwide til they have us all cornered inside or outside. Our species wont have the privacy or window to reproduce so therefore... we will go extinct UNLESS... Unless we do something about these Narwhals NOW.

Think old friend, think. We need a plan, well truly cunning and unfailable plan!

[Rantz]

A plan? Join them. I already did.

[escobert]

Didn't you give him cupcakes? everyone knows Narwhals love cupcakes duh!

[theundeadhero]

Narwhales don't just show up unexpected. What did you do?!

[Shoden]

Narwhales don't just show up unexpected. What did you do?!

Only thing I can think of that summoned them was the sheer loudness of playing bass with a 160watt amp at full blast, XP

[Parker]

super serial

[I Took the Red Pill]

[NorthernChaosGod]

I like the version on boobs more.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Everyone knows the Narwhal's only natural enemy is the Golden Marmoset. You need to be careful when handling them though. The stench of human blood sends Marmosets into a battle-rage.

I really don't see another option, though. Marmosets are the originators of modern CQC/urban warfare tactics, and you need that expertise in this situation.

[Shoden]

Its a risk I'm sure is worth taking, they've adapted nazi uniforms now so like, these narwhals mean business now like.

[Iceglow]

There is no defeating the almighty Narwhals, the Narwhals will have your home, have your mother, have your wife and definitely have your children they are the alpha and the omega the beginning and the end and they have become death, the destroyer of worlds.

[NorthernChaosGod]

There is no defeating the almighty Narwhals, the Narwhals will have your home, have your mother, have your wife and definitely have your children they are the alpha and the omega the beginning and the end and they have become death, the destroyer of worlds.

Sounds like you have a hard on for the narwhals.