Narwhals in my floor
SO, guys. I'm being totally and super serial right here.
A huge Narwhal has just exploded out of my floor right now and well, I'm frightened and scared for my life like a lost little girl. Saef me!
So, er ITT: discuss what to do if a horned animal suddenly appeared out of your floor bearing aggressive intentions and there's no escape. What do? How do you kill it?
You can't bear wrestle a narwhal surely. The nose is sharp!!!
LET THE HAMMER FALL
every once in a while a big goat-man appears in my room. this usually results into a huge orgy of pleasure and human sacrifices.
This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...
bawww you're lying. Narwhals are nice and jovial creatures. They just want to nuzzle you with their humongous horn.
I just tried giving it a hug and I got a bitchin big hole in my shoulder area!!Originally Posted by Shorty
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I loathe you with every fiber of my being.SO, guys. I'm being totally and super serial right here.
No no no. What you have to do is listen to the narwhal, and do exactly what it tells you to do. You might think you have a problem, but narwhals have problems too.
You had no contingency plan for this situation? I suppose you're not prepared for the Chinese invasion either. The dangers of the world must be prepared for, ya know.
Narwhal in your floor? No, Shoden, no. It's the narwhal's floor now.
I tried to tell it to go away, nicely and I got stabbed a few times. Never knew before how vicious and awesome Narwhals are. They weren't joking about beating polar bears in a fight.
LET THE HAMMER FALL
I've raised that Narwhal since it was a pup! Back in '62 I was feeding him peaches and daisies! Please do not harm him.
The reason I left him on your floor is because you keep stealing my rations, oh the precious rations, I was thinking, what do I do now, Shoden is stealing my rations, even the raisins, (raisins just dried up grapes.)
Stop stealing the rations, I call off Hunkleberry!
I don't even... Just... yes.
Who else is disgusted with Shoden's inactivity? What a let down! All that build up!
Or possibly, he wasn't lying about the Narwhals. Maybe, in his confusion, he just thought they were the mythical Narwhal creature, when in actual fact they were hungry alligators, and now Shoden is being slowly consumed by these dreadful slow eating alligators.
Why, oh, why, does cruel destiny have to take Shoden away from me again?
Narwhals are my friends... And didn't explode...He made you think he exploded!! :P
HOTROD
"Lets go for a spin you and I"
Nope, they still haven't gotten me yet. There's a lot of blood but er, I think I'm managing to survive.Who else is disgusted with Shoden's inactivity? What a let down! All that build up!
Or possibly, he wasn't lying about the Narwhals. Maybe, in his confusion, he just thought they were the mythical Narwhal creature, when in actual fact they were hungry alligators, and now Shoden is being slowly consumed by these dreadful slow eating alligators.
Why, oh, why, does cruel destiny have to take Shoden away from me again?
LET THE HAMMER FALL
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