I have recently discovered

[Alive-Cat]

I have the ability to control the left nipple of any human being using only the power of my mind. I have used it many times now for my own personal gain, but yesterday I used this ability to save a small, elderly man from a fire that was raging in his east London flat.
Does anyone else have an ability such as this? And what would you do if you woke up one day with the ability to do something amazing, how would you use it, what would you do?

[Rantz]

So that's why I've been feeling tingles at night...

I would use my amazing powers to make a really really great omelet. Then I would use them to eat said omelet.

[Alive-Cat]

What would the omelet's name be!? Names are important for this stuff!

[Rantz]

The omelet would be named Geoffrey and he would be delicious.

[Alive-Cat]

A fine choice. A magical name for a magical omelet! Would you bath the omelet before eating? Would you make him comfortable?

[Rantz]

I would not bathe him but I would dress him in a satin robe and also syrup.

[Clo]

I would use my powers to thwart Rantzien's omelet making, for his joy makes me bitter.

[Rantz]

O cruel fate.

[Remon]

The ability to instantly read a book. I'd read every book on earth. I'd use it to rule the world with my omniscience.

[Shorty]

My power would be to make cars explode with my mind when they piss me off in traffic.

(also, "Geoffrey" makes me think of Geoffrey Jellineck and Chuck Noblet.)

[LunarWeaver]

I would use it to be a nightlight for those who have a fear of the dark.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

People seem to really open up to me, and confess troubles they are having.

If I had a power, it'd be the ability to smother my morals and start blackmailing them for money.

So what's the negative karma points for that?

[Alive-Cat]

All hail Geoffrey Jellineck! He is our king. He will lead us into a golden age of love and truth.

[Mirage]

I used my ability to relocate matter today. It was awesome. then I used my ability to disintegrate matter and reconstruct it into new shapes.

[Rodarian]

I'd use my powers to have attractive women around me in awe and touching me body out of sheer brilliance of my creative powers of apparel designing!!