New Zodiac Sign Dates: Taylor Swift’s the New 13th Sign Ophiuchus! - OK! Magazine - The First for Celebrity News

Normally I'd be content to sit back and laugh as astrologers try to rationalize how this wonderful guide to personality and life can undergo such upheaval. (the comments indicate how: they're trying to claim that the heavens haven't moved)

HOWEVER

I'm just mad I'm not an Ophiuchus