Booze

[Bunny]

Mothersmurfing periods.

[Remon]

I will not argue about the alcohol-water death rate because it's ridiculous.
And I guess nobody is smart enough to say "I've had enough". I'm sure you would have loved taking a look at the streets in my city at new year's. They were full of vomit and fight aftermaths everywhere. I'm not sure if you can call that a celebration.
Also, you can drink water AND socialize. A friend of mine ordered tea at a party once. And now whenever we go somewhere we always make a joke about it. So yeah, even not drinking can create fun stories.
I guess i should stress the difference between drinking and getting drunk a bit, because I'm talking about drunkenness. That's what i meant when i said "I hate alcohol". I hate it's effects. For me it's okay to have a few drinks or so. At least until you're able to control yourself. If you cross the line then it's not fine with me. And people my age always cross that line. I will not even mention the drugs...
I'll stop here because the topic is about booze and not about not drinking booze.

[Cuchulainn]

And unless you're incredibly stupid with it 5 glasses of alcohol will never kill you either. But yes you can die from drinking too much water, basically you become over hydrated and drown on your own lungs. Awesome. At least with alcohol there is generally for most people a time when they sit there and think "hey I best not have anymore" if they are smart they'll listen to themselves when that point occurs,

I do not have that voice. I stop when the barman pulls the shutters down or rings the bell. Anything less is a cop out.

Also. Skream is God.

[Iceglow]

And unless you're incredibly stupid with it 5 glasses of alcohol will never kill you either. But yes you can die from drinking too much water, basically you become over hydrated and drown on your own lungs. Awesome. At least with alcohol there is generally for most people a time when they sit there and think "hey I best not have anymore" if they are smart they'll listen to themselves when that point occurs,

I do not have that voice. I stop when the barman pulls the shutters down or rings the bell. Anything less is a cop out.

Also. Skream is God.

Agreed and well um agreed!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I think for once I can agree with one of Steve's tl;dr posts.

[Bunny]

I have a gin and tonic.

[G13]

But what's there to like?

...

My friend sexed a traffic light. Another one ran over a chicken.

Prime examples of what there is to like about alcohol. How many of us can claim to have gone all the way with a traffic light?

It's stories like that that make the wicked hangover and slip-of-the-tongue moments worth it.

[Shorty]

Bunny just became my favorite person on this forum.

[Bunny]

I have another gin and tonic.

[Jiro]

(SPOILER)


Let me flesh this story out a little bit. I was at a party and we got tossed out onto the street, so we all hit up this local park. Those spinny things, I don't even know what they're called, well I decided to spin really fast on them. I was dizzy as smurf, but thought I'd try and sprint. I have pretty good balance and I'm fast so I thought it'd be cool.

Well I took about four or five steps and then the next thing I knew, my face was in that barky stuff and my legs were up in the air at like, 45 degrees or something. It's like my head suddenly weighed a ton and I just face planted. The comic is cooler though.

[Old Manus]

I have a gin and tonic.

Enjoy your oestrogen

[NorthernChaosGod]

(SPOILER)


Let me flesh this story out a little bit. I was at a party and we got tossed out onto the street, so we all hit up this local park. Those spinny things, I don't even know what they're called, well I decided to spin really fast on them. I was dizzy as smurf, but thought I'd try and sprint. I have pretty good balance and I'm fast so I thought it'd be cool.

Well I took about four or five steps and then the next thing I knew, my face was in that barky stuff and my legs were up in the air at like, 45 degrees or something. It's like my head suddenly weighed a ton and I just face planted. The comic is cooler though.

I smurfing love that comic.

[theundeadhero]

I tried to go all the way with a streetpole when drunk once but it didn't like that idea much and beat me up.

Jack Daniels, you often lie to me about just how hot that girl at the bar really is. One of these days we're going to both get into more trouble then we know what to do with

I hate people who get all mighty and self-righteous about how people who get drunk or do drugs are less worthy of a person

[Peegee]

I tried to go all the way with a streetpole when drunk once but it didn't like that idea much and beat me up.

Jack Daniels, you often lie to me about just how hot that girl at the bar really is. One of these days we're going to both get into more trouble then we know what to do with

I hate people who get all mighty and self-righteous about how people who get drunk or do drugs are less worthy of a person

Whenever I hate drunk or high people I'm more mad that I'm not as drunk or high as they are.

So share next time.

[Mystre]

I tried to go all the way with a streetpole when drunk once but it didn't like that idea much and beat me up.

Jack Daniels, you often lie to me about just how hot that girl at the bar really is. One of these days we're going to both get into more trouble then we know what to do with

One of these days Jack or Jose is going to make me wake up to Hennessy...and I am not talking about the drink there is this ghetto black girl that is always trying to rape me named Hennessy (seriously not be racist but wtf is up with some black names).