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Let me flesh this story out a little bit. I was at a party and we got tossed out onto the street, so we all hit up this local park. Those spinny things, I don't even know what they're called, well I decided to spin really fast on them. I was dizzy as smurf, but thought I'd try and sprint. I have pretty good balance and I'm fast so I thought it'd be cool.

Well I took about four or five steps and then the next thing I knew, my face was in that barky stuff and my legs were up in the air at like, 45 degrees or something. It's like my head suddenly weighed a ton and I just face planted. The comic is cooler though.