man yesterday was pretty crazy drinking with some sociology and history teachers. Those guys are like up to date with all them internet memes. Also I didn't have to pay for the beer.
man yesterday was pretty crazy drinking with some sociology and history teachers. Those guys are like up to date with all them internet memes. Also I didn't have to pay for the beer.
This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...
when management is out with us we behaveOriginally Posted by kotora
Then they left
so we fed birthday boy shot after shot of vodka until he was a passed out mess. The manager got mad at us because he was sleeping even though I was smacking him to wake up.
After we left the bar he threw up for 10 minutes while we video taped him and laughed. Then we hit on every girl on the way to the subway like idiots. Left him there and then went drinking some more.
Got cut off at the first bar we went to because Pollack boy decided to brag to the bartender that we had 10 shots of vodka at the last bar. Dumbass. So we bar hopped a bit more and then I woke up at the office.
I actually only just remembered this story but it's kinda funny because well I pulled and then got blown out in style. (Thanks to Ta-ti for reminding me of this with her post in the Walmart thread)
New Years Eve this year I was out drinking for the 4th night of hard partying in a row, I'd worked 2 days pissed as a mother smurfer even because by this point I was beyond the point of sobering up. This song was like the theme of my week I was mashed on Tequila all the time. It was brilliant at one point I brought a round of 24 Tequila Slammers for the guys at work, I am singlehandedly responsible for 2 of my colleagues passing out and the rest being hung over to. Hell my nickname became Tequila.
Well 4th night out hard partying in a row, dear God I felt it by that point. Tequila was cheaper than beer in the Barfly in Camden which is where my mate insisted I spend NYE partying it up with him. So by logic alone we were mostly drinking Tequila Slammers though occasionally we'd have beers or JD & coke to wash it down or space it out some. Wrecked is definitely a term for it. Considering it was my 4th night out I was physically shattered and so at one point I was sitting down and literally dozing off on the couch and this cute blonde was like "Dude, you OK? You look pretty wrecked" I explained "I'm fine, seriously just a little tired 4th night out hard partying in a row, kinda need a rest" trying to laugh it off. Though seeing her concern wasn't faded I went to the bathroom and basically woke myself up by splashing water on my face and mentally giving myself a kick up the arse with the thought process of "Dude, wake the smurf up! Come on Steve, what are you playing at? Sleeping in the bar on NYE when there's a cute blonde upstairs thinking you're passing out stop worrying the girl!" Feeling much more awake I head back up to the dance floor area and had a look to see if I could spot my friends who I was with. I found one of them but not the other and after chatting to him for a while I went to get yet another drink.
After getting myself a drink I bump in to the cute blonde who had earlier shown concern for me and she got talking with me as we danced. One thing leads to another and we end up kissing, score the Steve is in no?
Well after a few more hours like 4am or something I'm like "where the smurf are the other guys?" So I give them a phone call turns out they've pissed off from the Barfly for some reason I get told "come meet up with us here" so I'm grabbing my coat when I noticed this girl and her friends are leaving too. The girl gives me her number and wanders off slightly when one of her male friends comes over and was like "Oh you're off too?" "yeah meeting up with my friends elsewhere" "It's just you know, She doesn't want to say anything but it's probably best if you don't call her because frankly whilst we think you're a great guy when we first saw you, you seemed to be passing out and now you're fine and your eyes are huge it's quite clear you've taken something and she doesn't like drug users" I'm like wtf? at this point I mean I have dark eyes which are perhaps hyper reactive to light sources but I basically got told that because instead of going sleep I could wake up and be my usual self I was on drugs.
Still whilst that was a bit weird the night was not a complete loss. I got very friendly with one of the barmaids in the Barfly that night she'd started the night out doing the Tequila tray and after seeing me and my mates a lot doing that when I was outside the club at one point phoning a couple of people to wish them happy new year she was there on break with a couple of cans of beer. We got chatting bout stuff randomly because I couldn't get through on the phone to people the networks were clogged up still. Which prompted me and her to share a couple of beers and smokes. When I got inside she was like "Tequila time?" to me at the bar and I was like "I have no idea where the other two are though and it's sad doing it alone" so she gave me 3 free Tequila slammers and got herself 3 Tequilas and drunk Tequila Time with meand when I was leaving she was outside and gave me a hug and said "see you soon" I did drop in for a drink there recently and she was like "Didn't think I'd see you again, whats it gonna be? Tequila?" So I kinda made an impression there.
Let this be a lesson to limit your alcohol consumption when hitting on girls in public. I didn't say don't drink, but damn Steve, your BAC must be way beyond illegal (for driving derp) that night.
edit: I'm not going to name names, but somebody was too drunk for their own good yesterday and demanded my company. Somebody from EoFF
Last edited by Peegee; 02-22-2011 at 08:34 PM.
Nah smurf it being a lesson for me lol. It was a lesson in somehow creating a good impression on the hotter girl whilst ending up with pulling just the hot girl how can I consider this bad? Though the drugs comment made me laugh a lot afterwards because frankly it's not the first time I heard that either. I first heard that I look like I'm on pills in a low light level environment when I was like 14 and still in high school and had only just begun smoking cigarettes, I didn't get involved with any drugs other than Alcohol until I was 17.
Personally I think my BAC from Boxing Day through 'til about 3 days past NYE was way, way too high for anything remotely akin to driving, hell I should've been too pissed to walk really. 4 nights of hard partying on Tequila do not go down on your gut well.
Someone sum up the story, that post is massive.
Iceglow got really drunk. Iceglow got laid. Iceglow is a god of both drinking and sexxing.
I think the only thing a cop can cite you for is public drunkeness, right? Because I hope to God you didn't drive (only bc as much as I argue against it, one's reaction speed when drunk is miserable)
I'm just trying to figure out if getting massively drunk can be an arrestable offense.
Okay, same stuff he always posts.
I don't drink. But my brother will love me forever for these.
A bunch of us were partying at a friend's house and most of us passed out in the basement. In the middle of the night, this girl wakes up and hears this trickling noise behind her so she rolls over on the bed, opening her eyes. About a foot away from her is my brother, standing next to the bed, pissing in the floor right in front of her. He just puts it back in and goes to lay down again. :rock:
Another time, I woke up in my apartment and got ready to go out for some breakfast or something, don't really remember. Anyway, I step outside and there's this pile of crap on the steps. Awesome. smurfing dogs. I go get some food and come back, noticing that the pile is no longer there. My cousin comes over later. It turns out that he partied with my brother the night before and my brother was so wasted that he didn't want to hold it until he got inside. So he just squatted on the steps. Oh yeah. And there was another pile in his truck, as well.
Wow, your brother needs some serious drunk potty training.
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