Is there a "too early" when it comes to consuming alcohol?
Too early implies there's a start and end point. Continuous alcohol consumption is how the pros do it.
Best thing about going on a plane somewhere is that at the airport you can guarantee I will be having beer with breakfast if it's a morning flight, beer with lunch if it's an afternoon flight and beer with dinner if it's an evening flight often the best and cheapest place to eat in a uk airport is the obligatory Wetherspoons pub in the departures lounge. Let this be a lesson to all tourists to the uk, don't bother with anything else just head to the pub!
I'm not even from the UK and I've drunk at Wetherspoons.
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Who died and made you Gods of manliness? o_O
So I woke up one morning in my ex's bathroom floor, naked except for a towel, wet from the shower (that was still on) and covered in cat litter. I have no idea how I ended up there, but his cat was pissed because I had locked myself in.
I got up, got back in the shower, and fell asleep for another hour.
Signature by rubah. I think.
I woke up yesterday morning on my bed wearing nothing but my underwear, with loose change, my phone, my keys and my clothes scattered in various locations around the room. I still have no memory of what happened or how I got there. There's still a huge wet patch in the carpet in the corner where I think I had an accident.
there was a picture here
I like how this thread seems to encourage us to go out and find ourselves some stories.
oh man goood timing xd xf i wen tto the pub with a friend and 'becase i'm waeksauce and also because i thught we were drinking mids i knocked them back but tey wer eheavys. I'm smurfed gusy. BUT GUESS WART
I CAN CONROL TIME