Funnily enough, I don't have so many. I seem to drink so much that I get passed the "off your tits" stage and become partially unconscious. I'm usually found head over a toilet, or sat slumped in a corner. There was one time, though, when I was kicked out of a club for being obviously too drunk. I was thrown out the back door and I fell over into some glass that was obviously some smashed bottle on the floor. Blood dripping down my legs, I'm crying because I can't find my bag. Due to how much I was bleeding, I was admitted straight into the club through the front door and cleaned up. I went back in the club and danced away..

At a New Years party I got wasted in a very short period of time as I basically finished my entire bottle of vodka in about an hour. I've been told that I fell over in a door way, and was later serenaded as a joke as I was being sick in the bathroom.