Booze

[Bunny]

Yawn.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Yawn.

Your mom yawnded. Jeez, it's like he's just giving these to me.

I'm so AWESOME!

I'm gonna go eat Spaghettios and watch some ALF reruns with my other super cool friends. Later chumps.

[G13]

So uh, are we gonna talk about booze some more?

[Jiro]

On Schoolies I got drunk and shut myself in a closet where I serenaded myself. There was also these two army dudes who were visiting a friend of mine and we went down to the beach and Army Dude 2 was like "oh man I'll go hit this guy in the back of the head and then you finish him off and we'll run away". The buff army guy wants me to "finish him off"... right. He also told me to go swimming but I couldn't walk straight.

[Remon]

You kids really love to brag about your drunk stories don't ya?

[Old Manus]

Thread has now become among the worst ever

[Peegee]

This is what happens when certain folk post and derail the thread with boring stories.

[Manny]

You all fill me with happiness.

[sharkythesharkdogg]

Drunk stories are always good for a laugh. Like at Mardi Gras, where my friend disappeared. We found him 8 hours later in a parking lot asleep under a car because he thought it was his. No shirt, covered in dirt, and a plastic banjo craddled in his arms......

First and last Mardi Gras.

[Cuchulainn]

I could win this thread if I could only be arsed. Also,

I've never been drunk.
I hate alcohol -.-

HEATHEN

[G13]

Oh god, dude. All you would have to do is post a picture and you'd win the thread.

[Remon]

I could win this thread if I could only be arsed. Also,

I've never been drunk.
I hate alcohol -.-

HEATHEN

But what's there to like?
You're prone to doing anything
You vomit
You say stuff you had better not said
You feel like the next day

My friend sexed a traffic light. Another one ran over a chicken. Yet another one threw up on her bed and slept on her vomit the entire night. -.-

What's there to like?

I hope I didn't kill the mood...

[NorthernChaosGod]

Even water in excess can kill you. Don't be a dick, be a dude.

[Remon]

5 glasses of water will never kill you -.-

[Iceglow]

And unless you're incredibly stupid with it 5 glasses of alcohol will never kill you either. But yes you can die from drinking too much water, basically you become over hydrated and drown on your own lungs. Awesome. At least with alcohol there is generally for most people a time when they sit there and think "hey I best not have anymore" if they are smart they'll listen to themselves when that point occurs, if they're stupid they'll carry on drinking and pass out, if they're stupid and unlucky they might end up in hospital.

Edit: and before you say it, drinking alcohol is a ton more sociable than drinking water, drinking alcohol is no fun if done alone so therefore people congregate together to get wrecked and yes, it is in fact more sociable for all the reasons you, Remon posted as a bad thing, the lack of inhibitions (consider the pro's the phrase dutch courage for example a shy person can approach someone after a couple of drinks and tell them what they believe/feel ect) the stupid things we do when drunk (the pro here being it's creating those stories what stick with you for life and when you get married provide the best man with the things he will undoubtedbly say in his speech), the saying things you shouldn't (see the inihibition thing, some people who are subjugated by boisterous friends will actually open up when drunk and let them know it's not something they're happy with) there are as many pro's to alcohol as there are con's and no one sympathises more than a drinker sympathises to a hung over person.