Quote Originally Posted by theundeadhero View Post
I tried to go all the way with a streetpole when drunk once but it didn't like that idea much and beat me up.

Jack Daniels, you often lie to me about just how hot that girl at the bar really is. One of these days we're going to both get into more trouble then we know what to do with
One of these days Jack or Jose is going to make me wake up to Hennessy...and I am not talking about the drink there is this ghetto black girl that is always trying to rape me named Hennessy (seriously not be racist but wtf is up with some black names).