I like to think of Jesus as Kim Jong Il. Everyone's not quite certain why he does what he does, but it's not our place to question. He's elevated to a higher plain, and whenever he decides to sink a South Korean war ship or shell village it's because it's all part of his grand design. His grand design being a fully capable nuclear weapons system.

These are just tests of your faith. If you fail that test, your asking for a Taepodong 2 aimed at your house.