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    Quote Originally Posted by Shoeberto View Post
    I like to think of Jesus as the kind of dude that just shows up at your house on a Saturday afternoon with a twelve pack and a Game Cube and just bros out with you the whole time. And when I'm all, "gettin' kinda hungry dude, you up for some food?" he's all "yeah bro, I got this" and he orders two pizzas and pays for them. And then, like, as the day goes on, and we drink more and more, we really start to open up. I talk about the problems I've had with relationships in my life, and then he tells me about some of the problems he's had with his dad. And then we both just sort of commiserate about things and say how good it is just to have someone else who understands because sometimes it just feels so lonely in the world but y'know sometimes you just need a bro there who'll always listen and know how you're feeling. And then we'd be like, why can't bros cry around each other? And we'd start tearing up, and then eventual full-on crying. And we'd just be like, drunk and bawling on the couch, and then we'd hold each other for comfort because we're just bros and that's something we should be able to do. And then at one point between sobs and whimpers we'd catch each other's eyes and just stare deeply for a moment. And it's just be like, well, I've always felt it, and I just bared my soul to him, why not now? Maybe he feels the same! And then I'd lean in, and he would too, and I'd feel his beard brush against my face, and well, you can guess the rest.

    That's how I like to imagine Jesus.

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    Remon, the intent of this thread was to generate a series of quotes from the movie "Talladega Nights" because I was watching it late last night and laughing my honky tonk hillbilly ass off.

    It took a decidedly different turn.

    Signature by rubah. I think.

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    Oh, uh, I was also just quoting that movie which I have also seen.


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    Well, I understood the purpose of this thread.


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    I tried watching Talledega Nights but I decided to castrate myself instead.

    I feel I did the more enjoyable thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fire_of_avalon View Post
    Remon, the intent of this thread was to generate a series of quotes from the movie "Talladega Nights" because I was watching it late last night and laughing my honky tonk hillbilly ass off.

    It took a decidedly different turn.
    It's funny, because it's reasonably accurate. I love King of The Hill because of all the times I can relate to being exposed to that type of culture.

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    Which comic was it that said if Jesus came back sporting shades and preachin' people would be calling him 'hey seuss chris' ?

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    One you made up?

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    I need to rewatch Talledega.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    One you made up?
    Not drawn comic! stand-up comedian!

    I think it was chris rock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peegee View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    One you made up?
    Not drawn comic! stand-up comedian!

    I think it was chris rock.
    that would make sense because chris rock isn't funny aye

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