Hey, woah, I wasn't being sarcastic.
Hey, woah, I wasn't being sarcastic.
I'm not telling you what my plans are. Then you'll steal them.
Okay, two non-felons then, Time.
True beauty exists in things that last only for a moment.
Current Mood: And it's been a long December and there's reason to believe. Maybe this year will be better than the last. I can't remember all the times I tried to tell myself. To hold on to these moments as they pass...
Sometimes the crimes are worth the consequences...
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Cue Laddy
I would eat sandwiches with peanut butter and cheese and NOBODY WOULD LAUGH AT ME.
"Acquire" money from corrupted politicians.
Is it me?
You don't know what I would do. It would probably be irreversible damage to the species / life / universe.
If it's within my personal ability (ie no fantasies) it would just be sadistic stuff. yawn I could just call up huxley and get it done if I really wanted.
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I would punch every single member of this forum who has the Assassin logo in their sig right in the throat. So far I haven't seen anyone sporting it who I'd feel guilty about. Maybe that Cactuar guy actually. There's something just so wholesome about him.
Also, sodomy. Lots and lots of sodomy. Just go on a sodomising spree. Men, women, horses, vacuum cleaners, nobody would be safe. All hail the King of Sodom.
Really psi? REALLY. I am disappoint. Make up something more devious.
I'd rep MILF and Raistlin a bunch of times then jerk off into a tuna salad.
If I could get away with it I'd punch every single skanger/chav in the face that I see on a daily basis!