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  1. 02-03-2011, 04:51 PM #1
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    Default Stupidity will be the death of me

    Earlier this afternoon I was at work, dancing away like an idiot to a CD compilation of songs such as agadoo and hokey kokey when I somehow managed to twist my ankle. Very badly. It may or may not be sprained, I don't know yet. It's swollen, hurts like hell and I can barely walk. But the worst thing is, I was wearing crocs, which my boss blames for the ankle twisting rather than my stupidity and has banned them with immediate effect, meaning the 90% of my collegues who wear them will probably kill me.

    What completely unavoidable injuries have you caused by your own stupidity?
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    Why would anyone wear crocs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Why would anyone wear crocs?
    Seriously. Where the living smurf do you work?
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    Every injury I've had was unavoidable. Not letting go of the rope in time before I crashed into a tree, jumping into the gears of my bike and tearing up my leg, trips and falls, jumping onto rocks knee first / elbow first, falling on my face, etc

    My arms and legs have so many scars I look like I drive-by victim.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Why would anyone wear crocs?
    Seriously. Where the living smurf do you work?
    They're comfortable and I work 14 hour shifts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Harvest View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    Why would anyone wear crocs?
    Seriously. Where the living smurf do you work?
    They're comfortable and I work 14 hour shifts.
    asl? you better be 15.
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    What kind of smurfing place do you work at that allows you to wear such abominations? o_O
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    I've burnt myself slightly at work when I forgot the racks i pulled out of the oven were still hot and bumped into them...
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    I applaud your boss!

    Stupidity can help evolution, unlike that darned paternalism!

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    Not the crocs. ;_;

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    The real question is why they were allowed at your work in the first place.
    This twenty-year-old boy was distinguished from childhood by strange qualities, a dreamer and an eccentric. A girl fell in love with him, and he went and sold her to a brothel...
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    smurf knows

    Anyway, had an xray on it this morning and it isn't broken or anything. Still can't walk though >.<
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    Quote Originally Posted by NorthernChaosGod View Post
    What kind of smurfing place do you work at that allows you to wear such abominations? o_O
    Croc Manufacturing Plant #6.
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