No just lock them into a closet for the first 4 years. Just make sure to shove them their food through a lid a few times a day and you're set.Originally Posted by Jiro
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No just lock them into a closet for the first 4 years. Just make sure to shove them their food through a lid a few times a day and you're set.Adopt.
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But some people would cry child abuse and then you'd have to worry about cops and. smurfing neighbours couldn't just keep their mouths shut. Make sure you shiv your neighbours.
Fritzl Jr.?But some people would cry child abuse and then you'd have to worry about cops and
That's why you scare your children from a young age into thinking that they don't want to go outside and they want to be in a closet for the first four years of their life (or more). It's not child abuse if it's their idea!But some people would cry child abuse and then you'd have to worry about cops and
yup! Well played sir. Actually what I was going to say.
I have 2 kids and today is my son's first birthday actually! Happy birthday baby Proxy!
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I've helped raise my two little brothers. The thought of doing that all over again is too much for me. I'm done. Besides that, I'm too selfish with my time.
also this:
When you ask people why they want children, they all tend to say the same thing. "I want to bring something in to this world and say that I created them, I want someone to love and depend on me" etc etc. Those are really just selfish excuses. We have a bunch of kids in foster homes globally, and instead of taking care of those kids who already exist, we want to bring more people in to existence all so you can say to yourself "hey that looks like me, that's my child, that's my creation". And really, genetically, outside of maybe a few physical traits, there's really nothing unique about your kid. There are only a few blood types, they eat and crap the same way as everyone else....it's just another human being.
When I got married I inherited 3 little kids. I can tell you that raising other people's children is only rewarding once they have grown up and moved away. I like my step children a whole lot more now that I only see them on special occasions.
However, having Jolene was the most awesomest thing that I have ever done! She has been a joy to me from the day she was born. There has never been a time when I thought that I would have enjoyed life better if I had not been saddled down with her, in fact I have never felt like she was a saddle in the first place.
My point is, you will never really know the joys of having a child until you actually have one of your own. One that is half you and grows up to look and act the same way you do!!! Trust me, there is no comparable experience to that!
Jam Jam Jen!When I got married I inherited 3 little kids. I can tell you that raising other people's children is only rewarding once they have grown up and moved away. I like my step children a whole lot more now that I only see them on special occasions.
However, having Jolene was the most awesomest thing that I have ever done! She has been a joy to me from the day she was born. There has never been a time when I thought that I would have enjoyed life better if I had not been saddled down with her, in fact I have never felt like she was a saddle in the first place.
My point is, you will never really know the joys of having a child until you actually have one of your own. One that is half you and grows up to look and act the same way you do!!! Trust me, there is no comparable experience to that!
I don't think you're a bad person for not wanting kids, in the past I didn't want kids either. But now that I've got a little girl on the way it's changed how I think about it
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
Pure Ghetto! ASL?Jam Jam Jen!
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