Inspired by Baloki's correct smiley usage thread
The game here is that no one may post using anything other than smileys to communicate, except for this first post. The one exception is labeling smileys with usernames, or addressing a smiley towards others. There are plenty of smileys to show your actions and emotions, so lets begin.
Our smile-tastic adventure begins in a locked mansion in which we are all trapped and someone has killed Cid.
GO!