Around here it refers to HarvestmenOriginally Posted by ShlupQuack
In the US it refers to a spider. Otherwise known as a "cellar spider."But they aren't spiders...
For Hux:
One of these was on my parent's house once. smurfing 9" long. It was crawling to a nest of baby birds.
First of all, Allie, I hate your guts for a hot minute.
Wait for it to pass.
Second of all, it probably didn't eat them. It probably just turned them into horrific monsters. Didn't you have one in your sink that one time?
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excuse me, what the smurfing hell have I ever done to you
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Twilight fans.
Yeah that. And also 'cause this one time on Baywatch...At first I was like "Why on earth would anyone want to get rid of the greatest creatures in the entire universe" but then I realized - it's to preserve our long-term dominance of the planet. I applaud your foresight even as I deplore your desire to kill our Divine friends in the deep.squids, and
wait for it
Oh, Sarah!
Octopi.
smurf. Those. Things.
Sarah will be along any moment now to relate exactly why I hate octopi so much.
Okay, that's pretty cool. I take back the octopus genocide proposal.
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Mimic octopus huh? Well, that's pretty impressive. Get a couple of those fellas together and we might just find ourselves a new dominant species.
I think things like Camel Spiders are pretty cool. Even if they are the size of your face.
I don't mind the idea of being eaten alive by bull sharks.
But some of the parasites on this planet just piss me off. The Onchocerciasis worm can just die! What's the point of it? African River blindness? That's your legacy? DIE!!!!
While I'm at it, the Loa Loa worm can smurf off too.
Does it have to be animal? And does it only have to be one?
Because I would eliminate all bacteria from the earth. But even if I did, a new species would develop.
Chiggers. AKA No-See-Ums.
Deal with those little bastards one time. Just once. You will contemplate sawing off your own limbs and burning them just for the satisfaction of taking those bastards down.
And that's just the start of it. I was watching a documentary about disecting a giant squid or something and they went off on a tangent about this sort of thing. My favourite is how they camouflage to such extreme levels.Okay, that's pretty cool. I take back the octopus genocide proposal.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Deer. I don't know how populated deer are where you live, but they're all over the goddamn place here. They're so smurfing stupid. Don't ever judge someone's driving based on whether or not they've hit a deer, because they'll do ANYTHING to get hit. I've been with people multiple times where the deer will cross the rode and then make a dash BACK at the car they just avoided. I hate them.
That was like magic. These animals are smurfing insane!And that's just the start of it. I was watching a documentary about disecting a giant squid or something and they went off on a tangent about this sort of thing. My favourite is how they camouflage to such extreme levels.Okay, that's pretty cool. I take back the octopus genocide proposal.
Okay, now I am proposing octopus genocide.
you can't propose anything, you're extinct, see my first post
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