Well ofcourse the French, along with the Germans, the Dutch and the convicts (austrailians) too. Sorry Dennis, Dak, you've just gotta go. That or claim to be British or American from now until forever but one little slip and it's the rope for you.

On a more serious note to answer the question... Fleas, they infest your pets, infest your home, infest your bed and bite you less even though they can't survive on human blood due to the high salt content...smurf flea's you do nothing you're a parasite.