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Billet

–noun
1.
lodging for a soldier, student, etc., as in a private home or nonmilitary public building.
2.
Military . an official order, written or verbal, directing the person to whom it is addressed to provide such lodging.
3.
a place assigned, as a bunk, berth, or the like, to a member of a ship's crew.
4.
job; position; appointment.
5.
Archaic . a written note, short letter, or the like.