The Shake Weight

[SuperMillionaire]

Has anyone ever heard of the Shake Weight, and does anyone on this forum have one?

[Bunny]

I have not heard of a "Shake Weight". What, pray tell, is this object of obvious grandeur?

[Peegee]

Is it something you can eat? I'm hungry.

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Handjob simulator.

[PeTeRL90]

^Beat me to it.

I think I'll just stick with free weights and dumbbells.

[Shlup]

A couple of my friends have gotten them as gag gifts. The commercial makes it looks like they move due to some electronic device and your workout is to stabilize it. Really, it's just a piece of plastic that you jiggle. It's not heavy, and making the motion smooth enough to jiggle it properly is... ridiculous to say the least.

You would be just as well off picking up any one-pound object in your house and shaking your fist in the air.

[Shiny]

Why would anyone have a shake weight should be the question.

[JKTrix]

Saw the 'Men's version' on clearance for $10 at a store here, so said why not. The men's version is a little heavier. And I didn't see any of the commercials for it until after I'd already bought it (I don't have Cable TV or anything like that). The heavy-breathing beefcake probably would have turned me off of it completely.

I don't use it much, but it definitely is a workout. Shlup might have been using some hyperbole, but I can say that it is not the same as just picking up any random thing and shaking it.

[Ouch!]

When Johnny Knoxville was on campus promoting Jackass 3-D, some frat guy came running up just after the signing was over shouting out, "Johnny Knoxville! Johnny Knoxville! Sign my shake weight!" and Johnny Knoxville said, "Hell yes, I'll sign that shake weight!"

[Yar]

We were playing with it at a party.

Ahh, alcohol and dick jokes. What more could a guy ask for?

[GhandiOwnsYou]

Jalapeno Poppers. I mean, if I was going to add on to that list, I'd probably go with jalapeno poppers. After that, I think you'd pretty much be set.

[Shlup]

Jalapeno Poppers. I mean, if I was going to add on to that list, I'd probably go with jalapeno poppers. After that, I think you'd pretty much be set.

And we have a winner.

Of course, the next day your stomach is gonna pay the price for that combo.

[Laddy]

Use a real penis, it's the same thing, but it's for a good cause.

[Peegee]

Use a real penis, it's the same thing, but it's for a good cause.

I approve of this. Pics?

[Laddy]

Then you would go to jail.

Of course, it's a real workout, lady! You're doing a huge service!