Is That Your Trick

[Clo]

But then I saw this:

Eric: A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.

And called all my friends to find out who the smurf is spreading my secret.

I nearly spit out my drink when I read that. Who the smurf would write that?!