Freudian Slips

[Yar]

I never thought I'd ask a lady if she'd like some Diet Cock, but well...

Freudian slip anecdotes go

[Rantz]

Hahaha xD Justin is a closet hetero.

I know I've had a few, but I can't recall any at the moment. I'll return if I do!

[Mirage]

Diet cock makes it sound like your penis is really small

I can't remember the last time i had a freudian slip. Not unintentionally anyway.

[Yar]

Hahaha xD Justin is a closet hetero.

I know I've had a few, but I can't recall any at the moment. I'll return if I do!

omg how do I tell this to my family

[Peegee]

Hahaha xD Justin is a closet hetero.

I know I've had a few, but I can't recall any at the moment. I'll return if I do!

omg how do I tell this to my family

wait pg is confused again.

[Jessweeee♪]

Today we ran into a friend of Mogi's at the mall and instead of saying "splurged" he said to his friend "today we splooged on some french toast at Denny's"

[NorthernChaosGod]

I combine words when talking and even typing a lot. I think I just get ahead of myself and mash up the first half of one word and the second half of another.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

[Bunny]

My Freudian slips aren't slips.

[jdj5585]

I was lying down on a couch once, and my friend who was for some reason lying down on the upper rim of the couch slipped and fell on top of me--my bits and pieces aligned perfectly with his whatchimacallits. I from that point onward called it a literal Freudian slip!

[Shiny]

I said "put in" instead of "put on" one time. Sounds harmless out of context, but in context it was dirty as smurf.

[Iceglow]

I make a fair few a day, but then again I got sex on the brain 24/7 so why not.

[DMKA]

I remember when I was in first grade we had a substitute teacher that screamed to us " IN YOUR SEATS!". We all got a pretty good laugh, being seven and all.

[Timekeeper]

I combine words when talking and even typing a lot. I think I just get ahead of myself and mash up the first half of one word and the second half of another.

That's all I can think of at the moment.

God, I must do this every time I write something down.
Especially if the end of the first word is similar to the start of the second word...
Like the end becoming thend. Damn hands not thinking!

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's exactly what I'm talking about, I think I've even made that mistake a couple of times pretty recently.

[Shlup]

When teaching math, I have said "sex" instead of "six" twice. But I moved right along and no one seemed to notice.

I can almost never type "disk" without typing "dick" like three times.