Originally Posted by
Wolf Kanno
Once, my friend bought this awesome female trenchcoat and brought it to school. We we're checking it out and since her and I are about the same height, I jokingly put it on in which ended up annoying her a bit cause I looked better in the coat than she felt she did.
I ended up keeping it on and went outside to get some fresh air cause it was frozen and a friend of mine saw me from behind and was apparently thinking some nasty thoughts cause he came out to check me out only to be completely horrified when he found out it was me. Apparently I walk like a chick.
This and many other instances have convinced my friends that I am secretly gay and just waiting for the most fabulous moment to reveal it.