I had a woman at Dillards ask me where I was from once. Like I wasn't from a town two hours away.

More often than an accent, peculiar turns of phrase will crop up. Espeeeeeeeeeeecially ones my dad used when he was growing up.
(this is for you stu)
(see if you can guess who this is ;D)


Jimmadon! Well, my lands; I'll tell you what. We went on up All. The. Way to Missoura with Keithallen and them, and would you believe it? etc...

And if you'll excuse me, I've go to go be fixing me some hootenanny; It's going to be larruping.