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Thread: Rumors of My Demise Have Been Greatly Exaggerated

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    And with bacon.

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    Chased off a cliff by naked women.


    "... and so I close, realizing that perhaps the ending has not yet been written."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    G13 likes his women like he likes his hamburgers: big and beefy.
    and his men like his coffee; Columbian and trapped in a bag.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Psychotic View Post
    I know quoting Monty Python is, you know, lame, but have you ever seen Monty Python's the Meaning of Life? Remember this bit? This man is about to die. In a few moments, now, he will be killed, for Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.

    Every man who has seen that movie would choose the exact same method. Go google crazy if you're curious, I can't post it here
    This. Hell yes.

    That or die whilst being smurfed senseless by 3 gorgeous girls, it'd do me if I had a heart attack there and then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guardian XIII View Post
    And with bacon.
    Well that's just a given. What kind of communist bastard eats a burger without bacon? Heresy if there every was.

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    A stroke! :mog:

    It's probably what's going to happen, so might as well hope for it.


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    My last action before death would be to give my EOFF account password to someone else to carry on my legacy.

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    I'd like to die being choked by Rantz.

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