Christina Aguilera Out-Train-Wrecks Britney Spears by Getting Arrested - Amplifier

As the introductory paragraph states:

During her darkest period, Britney Spears was dragged to the hospital for observation, lost custody of her children, smashed a paparazzo's car with an umbrella, spent all her late-night hours in drugstores, and spoke in a British accent. She did not, however, get arrested.
However, after a lyric flub at the Super Bowl, and a stumble at the Grammys, her former Mickey Mouse Clubhouse rival, Christina Aguilera, has just been arrested for intoxication, along with her new boyfriend, Matthew Rutler. Aguilera herself was not behind the wheel, so if she wasn't in the car, she wouldn't have been arrested, and because she was not behind the wheel, she will not receive any prosecution for her intoxication.

I posted my Hannah Montana topic earlier today, and this is what I hope that Miley Cyrus can avoid, because despite all of Britney's troubles, she has never been arrested. But let's leave our Miley discussion in that thread, and focus on Aguilera here.