I kind of hate you a little for your fail at hedgehog naming. When I posted pics of my hedgehog, do you know how many people were like "Did you name him Sonic, derp?" Jeez.

My non-standard pets of the past and glory:

My hedgehog, Hugo Deathroll


My giant hissing roach colony


Simon


River


And, because I can't find pictures of my rats, my cat Peaches


They're all dead. I just have goldfish right now.