Oh right, I do have pets. I have two rats who get into every god damn thing they can and cause me so much stress. The other day I accidently shut one of their heads in the door of the cage because she was trying to escape by jumping five feet onto a ledge.

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This one is not so much trouble most of the time. She is roughly half the size of her behemoth sister and hoards food instead of eating it. (Her sister finds the hoard and eats it for her)

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This god damn thing gets into everything. She is like a vacuum for food and trouble.

Pretty sure I've posted those pictures here before but they haven't really changed much. I think the second rat absorbed some of the first one's size somewhere down the road.