Quote Originally Posted by Shiny View Post
There's no way Johnny Depp and Matt Damon would do a film like this. Michelle Rodriguez would be beastly though. I wanted her to be in instead of Brittany Murphy for the first.
JESUS! Matt Damon, Johnny Depp, the face guy!? AHHH AHHHH I feel the burn! AHHH AHHH! Take it away! Take it away!

OH god...OH GOD...where's the ointment, OH GOD...

Oh, Hollywood is a serpent of evil if they ever go that far...