lol this one time in frosh I was bunked up with this guy Paul right? And Paul was this white rapper dude (we call them wiggers in Canada) who loved Eminem. It's funny cuz it took me years to like Eminem mostly because Eminem and ICP were feuding back in those days. Jokes.

So Paul, being a rap fan would also smoke weed! Back then weed was illegal but not super duper (like federal prison stuff), but still illegal. So our spot to smoke up was the golf club behind the campus. We'd go 'golfing' at night all the time.

Eventually I opted out every so often and also it got cold up in Canada, so instead of going out to golf, Paul had the ingenious idea of going golfing in the dorm room. Not mine though thank God - the other guy's - at the end of the hall.

So one day I'm hanging around in my dorm room and I see 3 cops barreling down the hallway. I don't think much of it until another person on my floor tells me 'yo Paul's getting arrested by the cops'. So the cops drag Paul back to our room where I feign ignorance.

Paul gets fined 100$ for his trouble but the person whose room the activity was expelled - he had BB guns and knives and they were wrapping seeds in wet cloth to get the um...the roots to grow out. Silly kids

Oh but there's more.

So then at the end of the semester ..oh I don't even remember this I was so drunk. We were partying after our exams prior to going home, and drinking and being merry. At 11:30 they shut us up (quiet time) so we decided to go outside and wander around.

We dragged some of the giant pylons on the football fields all the way back to the dorm and took the elevator up. At that time we caught some other hooligans. They were migrating some furniture from one floor into their own floor. Exchanging knowing glances, we left the the pylons all over the common area and then ran amuck doodling all over the bulletin boards and stuff.

We woke up the next day to a mass voicemail from the RM - if the person(s) who left all of those pylons in the commons area does not remove them by the end of day, she will call the cops. PSH fine then >_<

Then we all got cited with loud and unruly behaviour. But my room mate was able to argue down the charges. I didn't really give a damn - it was a minor infraction.