ITT we discuss the real reasons they're gone.

Kishi: has been gone a long time due to being distracted by all the little girls in the elementary school across from his Pedos Anonymous meeting. Jessweee was sent in as a sting to see if he was still paying attention, and Kishi took the bait. The staff was forced to give him the boot.

Rye: was disappointed after all the hard work she put into EoFF before being modded that being on staff did not result in her being able to rule the world with an iron nose fist. The last straw for her was just recently when she was not allowed to contribute pictures of herself to the staff's private porn files (something about BoB and Shlup wanting more animals). She resigned in disgust.