Game of Thrones: House of the Dragon!

[Carl the Llama]

I think Tyrion would make a great king, lol.

[Noctis Caelum]

This is from the previous episode, so I won't bother spoilering it.




Looks like Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows!

[Carl the Llama]

I guess Jaime really needed the caffeine.







[from this behind-the-scenes video]

This is from the previous episode, so I won't bother spoilering it.




Looks like Jaime required coffee in order to sit through the wedding vows!

Got the memo thanks

As stupid as some of you make Dany out to be, that move of throwing the collars at the walls was bloody smart, shame that Daario killed that warrior, I was hoping/expecting Drogan to make an appearance.

[Lonely Paper Star]

I guess Ramsey doesn't read the posts before his.

[Freya]

Tywin just talking about how bad joffery was while cersei is just morning over him and tywin's not giving a smurf.

Tywin man, he's tywinning. Dude knows how to play the game.

Littlefinger

Arya and the hound adventures are still entertaining.

I really liked dany's scene this episode.

I liked sams scenes, he's so adorkable.

Jaime just took what he wanted in front of his dead sons body. Like damn

Poor Pod, poor tyrion

[Agent Proto]

Pretty weak episode, I think. But I'm glad it's setting up for that fight between the Mountain and Red Viper which looks to happen in the next episode. I'm looking forward to that the most.

[Ayen]

I enjoyed Dany's speech too. These episodes feel way too short, man. Way too short.

[blackmage_nuke]

I dont like how the Wildlings raiders are such assholes where as before they were killing to survive.

The adventures of Arya and the Hound are just wonderful.

I really like what they did with the Mereen establishing shot where they panned to a pyramid so you'd think "that's the big pyramid in the center of town" then they kept panning to an even biggger pyramid

I think they missed a golden opportunity (pun intended) to balance the boob to cock ratio on the show with the Mereen champion. It was a short part and the guy wears a helmet, surely they couldve found an actor willing to do nudity.

I can finally change back to my regular set whenever I want now. Which is half the reason I chose Dontos.

[Agent Proto]

The Jaime/Cersei scene. Yeah... I don't think that's how it went in the books.

[Noctis Caelum]

To say this episode is weak is being shortsighted. It is setting up episodes to come. We saw many great things, like the Wildlings/NW war brewing. None of the events that are coming would be as powerful as they are without this vital buildup. I know the typical TV audience fan just wants to see senseless violence and action, but I feel that GoT has that magical mixture of being able to carry an episode just with story and drama. It doesn't necessarily need action in order to thrive. Those that demand it need to calm their tits and enjoy the world class story-telling for what it is. The only downside to that episode was all the Sam/Gilly drama. I'm sorry, but I don't care about Gilly. She looks enough like a man that the Men of the Nights Watch probably don't give two farts about her. I know I wouldn't.

Highlight for me was Tywin grooming Tommen. I am glad they recasted Martin Lannister from the last season. He's absolutely fantastic as Tommen - even though book readers are probably livid that he's not fat. Get over it, guys. Not everything has to be 1000% authentic to the books. (Or perhaps you should bitch that Dany isn't a 13 year old girl while you're at it?) I also loved the Tyrion and Pod scene. A Feast for Crows spoilerI can't wait to see Pod become Brienne's squire. Those two are a match made in heaven, I can see it now.

Dany was surprisingly bearable, but that is the show trying to make her more interesting than book Dany. I still feel like she's completely wasting her time taking over the free cities and gathering slaves. She needs warriors, not slaves and eunuchs. Say what you will about Viserys being a pompous fool, but if he had three dragons and the army he clamored for, he would have gotten trout DONE. Or he would have died trying. But I guarantee you it would be more interesting than watching Dany slowly digest herself into a power contender. Right now she's just a fool. I hate the stupid little swagger she had on her horse. I hate how she thinks that she's "the mother of dragons" when she can't even tame any of them. She's a bigger pretender than Renly was when he hosted that ridiculous tourny in Season 2, after he declared himself King. People just think she's worth a damn because of the manpower that she has behind her. And her digital pets, naturally. Take them away, and she's what she was when Viserys was still alive. Frail, weak, uncertain, awkward.
She only got stronger as a leader when she got married to Drogo. And then she killed him. And got their baby killed. That's her history right there. Nothing but failure.

People hate Viserys because he was a to Dany, but I loved him because he saw the big picture. He knew dinning with the Dothraki was a waste of smurfing time, and it IS. He would take those dragons and conquer Westeros like Aegon the Conqueror once did. Dany, meanwhile, is content to taking her sweet time and running these Slave cities and being their mothers. I guess not everyone is built from the same cloth as Rhaegar the Dragon Prince.

[Del Murder]

A rather tame setup episode, but that's fine since last week had a major plot twist. As long as it is setup-twist-setup-twist-etc. and not 7 straight setup episodes then I'm fine with it.

So I guess Littlefinger was behind the assassination? Kind of convenient that he had his man there to take Sansa away to the mysterious ship he had waiting offshore. Wouldn't be the first time he framed Tyrion. In fact, he was probably behind the assassination attempt on Bran way back in season 1.

[Shiny]

Just when I was starting to like Jamie he goes and rapes his sister in front of his dead son's body. I know tragedies make people horny, but still wtf.

Also I think she's smart taking in slaves. Everyone knows people who have it the hardest will also fight the hardest as proven by decades of amazing boxers.Anyway, Viserys is a total tool bag trying to pimp his sister out and claiming he's immune to fire when he wasn't. He deserved what he got. Anyone who tries to pimp me out will meet the same fate.

[Dr Unne]

A rather tame setup episode

* Boat murder
* Brother/sister incest
* ...rape
* ...in a church
* ...next to their son's corpse
* Orgy
* Robbery-assault
* "Too many rapers around here, maybe you should go live in this brothel"
* Peasant massacre
* Cannibalism
* Horse murder
* Decapitation
* Peeing competition

This show has done a lot to redefine what we think of as tame...

[blackmage_nuke]

She looks enough like a man that the Men of the Nights Watch probably don't give two farts about her. I know I wouldn't.

This is a world where the media hasnt perpetuated a standardised idea of beauty into the subconciousnesses of people and the some of these men of the Nights Watch havent seen a pair of tits (or a single tit) in decades.

[Ayen]

Just when I was starting to like Jamie he goes and rapes his sister in front of his dead son's body. I know tragedies make people horny, but still wtf.

inorite?

What the hell is with this show turning consensual sex scenes into rape?