Doesn't have to have intercourse if he's a cunning linguist.
Doesn't have to have intercourse if he's a cunning linguist.
Grey Worm: the most selfless character in the SOIAF universe?
Grey Worm: Good with a spear on the battlefield, but not so much in the bedroom.
I'm a water dude, jet skis, water pools
Surfin' the (waaaave), I'm hurtin' the (waaaave)...
"Oh Yes" ~ Juelz Santana
Tyrion doesn't seem to have been whoring around lately. He really has changed. Have they made any indications that he's been with a woman since he first got to Essos? I know when he was in the brothel where Jorah captured him he had a chance with one of the Dany look-a-likes, but when he just moped about Shay and left to go take a piss, I think he blew that opportunity to knock the dust off his boots.
I'm a water dude, jet skis, water pools
Surfin' the (waaaave), I'm hurtin' the (waaaave)...
"Oh Yes" ~ Juelz Santana
It's funny. Part of me thinks his marriage with Sansa will eventually be consummated. She had always been looking for that Prince, and I feel it's such an odd but fitting happy ending that both of them deserve at this point.
Grey Worm isn't the smiling type but he's gotta have some equivalent to the Podrick smug face. These two are the heroes the realm really needs. The song of ice and fire? More like the song of the cunnilingus king and the brothel king.
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They really simplified Tyrion's Essos arc compared to the books. In those he went around being actively cruel to whores when they are a group he'd always had a huge amount of empathy for. And no Penny either!
i think Tyrion is too 'bussy' for such things.
he actually does something now, he has a purpose, instead of just being the families disapointment, wich i think is the reason he whores himself away
Can I just say that I hate leaks of TV series etc? Like, I really dislike them. I wasn't fully aware of them (I knew they were talking about leaks, but didn't know they were actually out there yet) and I tend to avoid threads like this when I know they're out because, hey, I don't even watch trailers or read reviews or anything at all because I like going in with zero expectations about how good an episode is, who features, etc. Leaks just smurf all that up. I haven't had much spoiled, thankfully, but it still irks the smurf outta me.
I get leaks of information that is being kept secret by governments and trout but leaking TV series is just a giant smurfing troll action.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
Well since we're still on episode 3 for another day I'll just say RIP to the Dorne and High Garden plotlines. Lady Olenna will definitely go down as having some of the best lines, especially comebacks, in the entire show.
Dorne was one of my favorite set pieces. I loved the oasis in a desert type of look, and there was a lot of fun scenes back when Jaime and Bronn went in to infiltrate. A lot of people were bummed we didn't get to spend as much time there as we would have liked, and didn't like some character motivations, but I think the actors did a great job with what they had to work with. So hats off to these ladies.
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I figured Lady Olenna would eventually fade out, but was surprised Jamie didn't put a sword through her when she revealed her secret. Showed a bit of composure, but also how much he's changed since the initial season of the series.
I'm a water dude, jet skis, water pools
Surfin' the (waaaave), I'm hurtin' the (waaaave)...
"Oh Yes" ~ Juelz Santana