I just came in here to tell you all to stop smurfing hating on Stannis you bunch of tweezer-wanks. He's the best thing in the books and I could not give a four fingered smurf about Dany and her smurfing dinosaurs and her no-dicked army.
I, too might be waving goodbye to the show after this season. It's smurfing terrible. One good episode a season is not enough. Book diversions are not always bad. These ones are. Also the plot holes, handswavings, and scenes that just lack complete sense (plz see Jon showing up at the wrong side of the smurfing wall despite being on smurfing boats to smurfing Eastwatch for details) made for dramatic pauses are too much for me.
Also, you're all complete twats.
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Mr. Carnelian's commentary of the last scene is just adorable.
But you missed out the best bit!
I am REALLY going to miss the interactions between Davos and Shireen.
"Anywhere here will do mate. Yea just drop us off at the side of the wall where the zombies and scary white bastards are please. Nah, don't be daft no need to go to Eastwatch, don't want to put you out. Sure the walk will do us good. Anywhere past those shambling corpses and decapitated loved ones will do. All the best. I hope they let us through. HAHAHA I'm kidding I'm sure they will they love us there."
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After Roose and his men burned most of the supplies in the camp, Stannis had two choices: burn his daughter at the stake and hope for a miracle from the red god, or watch every follower and family member he had die anyway. He didn't have enough food to feed his army or supplies to keep them warm after they were destroyed in the fire. Weapons that he needed for his attack on Winterfell were destroyed. If he tried to go back to the wall his whole army, including Shireen, would die. If he pushed on to Winterfell his whole army, including Shireen, would die. If he stayed where he was his whole army, including Shireen, would die. No matter how bad he felt about it, burning his daughter was his only choice, other then thousand of other people dying too. The show made that clear enough if you payed attention to what they said.
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