Game of Thrones: House of the Dragon!

[Jinx]

They are in a desert place area, shouldn't they be more..... Tan?

Rantz and I noted that made no sense.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Joffrey really is an awful bastard. I can't wait until he gets what's coming to him.

[Araciel]

What if he doesn't? /troll

[Bunny]

They are in a desert place area, shouldn't they be more..... Tan?

Rantz and I noted that made no sense.

The Qarth merchants (Milk Men) are white to show their status. Despite being under the hot sun the entire time, they have enough wealth to ignore even the natural elements that should effect them. There was also the black dude (who caused a troutload of controversy when he was cast) and the Muslim looking dude.

So far this episode is pretty good and exactly as I imaigned it.

[Shlup]

Also, Margaery wears the most stupid dresses.

I like them.

[Madame Adequate]

Well that episode was amazing and I suddenly love Joffrey because he's really settling into being an evil tit and that crossbow made my panties kind of soaked. And I have absolutely no idea what happened at the end but holy tit what the actual smurf :whaaa:

Also Robb has gained some decent leadership chops, but my STRATEGY SPERGING tingled because you can't win a war without defining what victory is, and that means thinking about what comes after.

e: also when a place is so hideously grim and depressing that the arrival of Tywin Lannister comes as a breath of refreshing mercy and liberation, you know it's horrendous. Jesus Christ Harrenhal.

[Rantz]

e: also when a place is so hideously grim and depressing that the arrival of Tywin Lannister comes as a breath of refreshing mercy and liberation, you know it's horrendous. Jesus Christ Harrenhal.

Hahahaha, I know right? I was like, "Yay, Tywin!" but then I was like, "Did I really just cheer for Tywin? That's messed up."

[Psychotic]

What's wrong with Tywin?

Other than being a terrible father, I guess.

[Rantz]

The whole smashing babies heads in is a good start, I think!

[Psychotic]

That was the Mountain!

[Rantz]

The Mountain was just Tywin's hammer, though. :P

[Cuchulainn]

Can I just take this opportunity to say how smurfing tit the new Gregor Clegane looks when comparedto the man mountain in S1.

I mean how hard is it to get a replacement 7 foot smurfer who's built like a....oh yea suppose....Even So....The new one looks like Stephen Merchant in a bobsleigh. Sort it out by the time he fights The Viper or I'm gonna slap the next raven I see.

[Madame Adequate]

Well smurf.

[spoilers]Renly[/spoilers] You were a beast. Goodnight, sweet prince, we hardly knew ye.

I'm sure the House of the Undying in Qarth are more powerful than mere parlor tricksters and I suspect Xaro Xhoan Daxos knows the Warlocks are more powerful than parlor tricksters, but he's going to want to make sure Dany doesn't go anywhere near them if so.

And holy trout Gendry topless

[Del Murder]

(SPOILER)Renly's death was random. That's probably something that reads better than to actually watch. Also, (SPOILER)if Stannis has access to smoke assassins, why not just smoke kill Joffrey, the Queen and all the rest of his enemies? Maybe he will.

I'm happy that the show has begun to pick up. Tyrion and Arya's stories are the best. The rest have been pretty boring, though it will be interesting to see what happens to Winterfell in the next episode.

[Madame Adequate]

[spoilers]Stannis pretty clearly detests using shadowbabby at all, and won't do so unless he feels it's absolutely necessary. I imagine that's why he's not just having everyone offed. Alternatively maybe there's some limits on it so that you can't just spam the enemy with loads of teleporting + backstab + incorporeal ghost mothersmurfers I mean I've never seen anything so imba in my life and I've fought shammies in vanilla WoW.[/spoilers]