They're going to get thoroughly smurfed up by FrankenMoutain.
They're going to get thoroughly smurfed up by FrankenMoutain.
She said he was "butchered" in the scene when she kills Doran, not murdered. I think butchered is putting it lightly as well :/
Honestly, I'm not too fussed by the whole Dorne thing at this stage. They have a lot to make up for from last season as it felt like it was just an excuse to put in some boobs, coupled with terrible, terrible fight choreography (I mean, Oberyn was so insanely awesome to watch when he fought, and then that was how they followed it up with his daughters/countrymen?). But it will be interesting to see a power hungry woman who's making enemies left and right try and keep her land under control. All the while some giant, grey, gross looking mother-smurfer is literally walking along the bottom of the ocean floor towards her with instructions to pop her head like a water-balloon.
Last edited by Pheesh; 04-28-2016 at 02:30 AM.
Something everyone seems to be missing from this Dorne thing is Areo Hotah was killed. He's supposed to be like the ultimate bad-ass and one of the greatest warriors in the world.
Yeah, I didn't like how simple it was for him to be murdered.
Bow before the mighty Javoo!
A stabbing in the back would tend to be fatal regardless of how badass you are.
She's trying to be the Cersei of Dorne, but there can be only one and that is I.. er, I mean Cersei Lannister.
But seriously, she freaking has NO IDEA of how much Cersei is going to boot off. And by boot off I mean murderous rampage through Dorne where she will reign supreme.
While I think Areo died too quickly, a blade inserted juust right could kill fatally very quickly. But still, I wanted there to be a bit of a struggle.
It's just too I dunno Game of Thrones-ish that one of the mightiest warriors get taken down with a knife in the back. I would have loved to see Jaime get better with his other hand and the two of them go at it at some point. Or see if Bronn could match Areo's strength with his speed and cunning.
Where were we ever told that this guy was one of the mightiest warriors? I didn't know he even had a name.
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Yeah, the show portrayal is different. I think there's the implication that he's a badass with how he broke up the Jaime/Bronn tag team match against the Sneks, but they certainly didn't give him any development and there wasn't really much point to adding him to the show at all.
So I decided to do a workout tonight in a ridiculously cold garage and was wearing completely inappropriate underwear that were far too tight.
Caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror before getting into the shower and thought I was one of the Unsullied.
My thoughts on episode 1It was good. Now tell me whether Jon is dead or not, you smurfers. I'm sticking with this show until Jon's body is burned/dismembered.