I am drunk

[NorthernChaosGod]

You should have tickled her or something, not like you could have made her feel worse.

[Jiro]

In my defense she was wailing while I was trying to lounge about.

The words "In my defense" don't absolve you of anything, btw Same goes with "With all due respect"

But no, don't be bringing the whole mood down sadgirl. Be sad somewhere else!

[Unbreakable Will]

Hahaha very true. I'm usually very nice, she just got on my drunken bad side

[spirit]

Honestly, try about 1, 2, 3...4...5, 6 , 7 glasses of full vodka in one night and that's where I've been.

It sort of went like this...


WHAHWHAHWAHWAHWHAWHAWHAHWAWHAHWHAWAHW!~ WAKAKKAAKWAKWKAWKAWKWAKWAKWAWKAWKAWKAKWAKWWAK! Now take that , spin it around upside down and give it a twist and shout for joy and that's what it was like...

I'm a smart drunk though, aside from walking down the middle of the street and hanging out with hard core bikers at Sturgis...I did alright. And saying those bikers weren't ass holes as I drank with them...

I was so drunk that I literally was flaying my arms around like I could fly...God knows my mind was on cloud 10...

I tried to piss on the street outside the bar in front of the bikers...I don't remember everything but people were talking about me the next day.

For those who don't know Sturgis it looks something like this...

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've drank much more than that and kept drinking. I like being able to still pass for a moderately intelligent human being though.

[spirit]

I've drank much more than that and kept drinking. I like being able to still pass for a moderately intelligent human being though.

Oh really...competitive drinker, eh? I know that type, usually alcoholics...

[BlackAsBlood00]

Does everyone drink? I feel like an oddball. What happened to the days when all people talked about was Ms. Mary Jane? Now all i hear about is meth, crack, and alcohol

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've drank much more than that and kept drinking. I like being able to still pass for a moderately intelligent human being though.

Oh really...competitive drinker, eh? I know that type, usually alcoholics...

Probably borderline.

[spirit]

I've drank much more than that and kept drinking. I like being able to still pass for a moderately intelligent human being though.

Oh really...competitive drinker, eh? I know that type, usually alcoholics...

Probably borderline.

I bet, but you're probably the type of guy that knows who is safe to drink with or not at bars. I hear that once you get to that point, you realize that you just can't take any one with you into a place like that. Especially a biker bar, like I was in.

I'm glad that bikers there weren't the stereotypical killer types, can't believe all that fiction. LOL, I am short though, I only weigh like 150 something lbs man...but my goal is 170.