I am drunk

[Tai-Ti]

If I'm drunk I'm generally not on EOFF. Cause I'm just so cool obviously and have no time for the internet!

.......Ok thats not true.

Luckily for you, I am that cool Which is a sometimes bad thing because when I wake up the next morning, I like to have some online trail of what I've been doing.

Last week I woke up with a savage hang over, went into my front yard to find a shopping trolley, clothes hanging in a tree, lots of bottles, some lounge cushions, passed out friends, and what looked like the remains of a fire......

I just kinda went back inside and stewed up some Mi Goreng. Good night that one

[Yar]

I was talking about Julian! But yeah, I've drank a lot of rum before and it wasn't that bad. I might have drank it too fast, but it's all good. I'm still alive!

9 pitchers of Fat Tire between three guys will get you drunk.

woah back up

tmi

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm not even sure how you can make that an innuendo, Justy.

[Clo]

I got drunk last night and got into a fist fight with a guy one hundred pounds heavier than me on the front porch, and I got covered in beer and mud. But then we made up! And it was good fun.

[Yar]

I'm not even sure how you can make that an innuendo, Justy.

Should I draw you a picture?

[NorthernChaosGod]

I got drunk last night and got into a fist fight with a guy one hundred pounds heavier than me on the front porch, and I got covered in beer and mud. But then we made up! And it was good fun.

Did you kick his ass? When are we going to party?

I'm not even sure how you can make that an innuendo, Justy.

Should I draw you a picture?

Go for it.

[drotato]

Can too, just not that much

Can not.
DO YOU REALLY WANT ME TO TELL MY STORY ABOUT YOU? I don't think you do.

[Jiro]

We do though!

[Unbreakable Will]

I have no idea what...oh...the ramen thing. . OK yeah.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Tell the story! My thread, I say go.

[Peegee]

Don't go into the tall grass!

IT'S TOO LATE I WALKED INTO A BOG

[Unbreakable Will]

Long story short, me and my friend decided to sneak shots of whiskey ahead of everyone else and when our other friends were coming back into the room she told me, "Hide it!" drunkenly deciding that she meant the three full bowls of ramen I grabbed them and threw them into a dishwasher full of clean plates.
Then later on, when another of our friends was having a meltdown I apparently kept telling her to shut the smurf up, therefore making her cry louder each time.
Thats the short version of the ramen story. :laughing:

[Alive-Cat]

Even if you're drunk can you dunk? Slam dunk? If not, I'm afraid I'll have to keep my stories to myself.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Long story short, me and my friend decided to sneak shots of whiskey ahead of everyone else and when our other friends were coming back into the room she told me, "Hide it!" drunkenly deciding that she meant the three full bowls of ramen I grabbed them and threw them into a dishwasher full of clean plates.
Then later on, when another of our friends was having a meltdown I apparently kept telling her to shut the smurf up, therefore making her cry louder each time.
Thats the short version of the ramen story. :laughing:

OMG, you're horrible. xD

[Unbreakable Will]

In my defense she was wailing while I was trying to lounge about.