I ended up splitting like 9 pitchers with my friends and this took way too long to type. Tell me about your night or a good story about a time you were very, very drunk. Ready....... GO!
I am drunk
I ended up splitting like 9 pitchers with my friends and this took way too long to type. Tell me about your night or a good story about a time you were very, very drunk. Ready....... GO!
Don't go into the tall grass!
This was told to me seeing as I can't remember it. This happened almost a year ago;
I drank nearly a whole bottle of rum myself, then proceeded to drink peppermint schnapps until I reached a blackout. Smoked a half a pack of cigarettes, then proceeded to run into the woods behind my friends house and smack my head into a low-hanging bird feeder knocking it off the tree (the feeder had three six inch screws embedded in said tree). Laid on the ground for about thirty seconds then jumped up and continued to run.
Thankfully I had no bruises or damage to my face when I woke up. Needless to say, I learned my lesson and that was the last time I ever drank that heavily.
Edit: Oh, and I lost a shoe in the woods :/
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
oh look he can't hold his liquor
Can too, just not that much
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
My friends and I got drunk and played Zelda then watched the Onion Sports Dome.
Oh no you didn't!Originally Posted by Bert
Depends on how big that bottle of rum was really. If it was anything less than a quart then I agree with Lusty there. If it was a quart then it's no wonder you blacked out. Been there myself actually which is why I can't really stand spiced rum anymore.Can too, just not that much
I was talking about Julian! But yeah, I've drank a lot of rum before and it wasn't that bad. I might have drank it too fast, but it's all good. I'm still alive!
I still go "o_O" when you people say that because I think that you're all underage.
Last month sometime I was drunk buying salmon at the grocery store and some other drunk people made fun of me for buying salmon as drunk food and then they thought I was awesome and invited me to their place to eat pizza and chill, so I totally went and made a couple of new friends. :] Now when people are like "so how do you know ___?" I'm like "Uh, we met at County Market... drunk..."
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If I'm drunk I'm generally not on EOFF. Cause I'm just so cool obviously and have no time for the internet!
.......Ok thats not true. I actually dont drink much at all anymore. I have very few drunken stories as I only get slightly tipsey at best and always have a bearing on what I'm doing. My best story would be getting so drunk and sleeping in a field overnight. Not that exciting. As a 16 year old it did seem like the most awesome, rebellious thing you could ever do. Looking back I just remember being quite cold and missing my mum
9 pitchers of Fat Tire between three guys will get you drunk.
Friday night I went to an all-girl snuggle party and we all got pretty trashed. Well, it was a bachelorette party. Good times. I hadn't been that drunk in a pretty long time.
Snuggle party, eh? Tell me more.
242_173.jpgDepends on how big that bottle of rum was really. If it was anything less than a quart then I agree with Lusty there. If it was a quart then it's no wonder you blacked out. Been there myself actually which is why I can't really stand spiced rum anymore.Can too, just not that much
Twas this bottle, thats all i recall
Because I'm one hell of a butler.
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