Kiss em, praise em, drown em, and give em a cookie!

[Remon]

FF 6
- Kiss Terra for being sweet, beautiful and adorable.
- Praise Kefka for being the best villain ever.
- Drown no one because FF6 rocks.
- Give cookie to Gau because he needs a better diet.

FF 7
- Kiss Tifa cause she's hot.
- Praise Aeris for having an early death.
- Drown Aeris after praising her. (death paradox lol)
- Give cookie to Sephiroth for killing her.

FF 8
- Kiss Selphie because she's a great French kisser
- Praise Rinoa for bringing an end to Squall's emoness.
- Drown Irvine cause he's annoying.
- Give cookie to Laguna for badassness.

FF 9
- Kiss Garnet
- Praise Garnet for her existence.
- Drown Zidane for being a rival.
- Give cookie to Quina (no need for reason)

FF 10
- Kiss Rikku cause...do you really need a reason to kiss people?
- Praise Yuna for defeating Sin.
- Drown Tidus so his voice is never heard again (reverse ending of x-2 lol)
- Give cookie to Maechen because he'll be forever alone.

FF 10-2
- Kiss Paine for hotness.
- Praise Kimahri for having become a leader ^^
- Drown Yuna for drastic unnatural change.
- Give cookie to Brother, because that's the only thing he'll ever get.

FF 12
- Kiss Vaan (Fran really :P) for hotness.
- Praise Ashe for having stolen the main character seat from Vaan.
- Drown Penelo.
- Give cookie to the Occuria since they need to take it easy.

FFT
- Kiss Agrias for being the best Final Fantasy female. Beautiful, Brave, Noble, Loyal, Serious, Strong, Hidden melancholic side and oblivious to the opposite sex.
- Praise Ramza for being a very good main character. Contrary to many other FF.
- Drown every corrupt piece of bowwow existing in the game.
- Give cookie to Celia and Lede for being such badass assassins.