Yesterday I got locked out of my car and had to walk several miles to get my spare key. Now normally I'd consider this as regular bad luck and blame it on poor memory, but thiiiis was a tad worse seeing as I had my soon-to-be stepfather's $270,000 401K check in my pocket at the time. I walked through some of Clarksville's worst ghettos (which are almost constantly on the news for robbery/assault/murder etc.) with a quarter of a million dollars lounging in my pocket. It thankfully proved to be an uneventful walk.