Saints Row The Third

[Psychotic]

I have absolutely NO IDEA what is going on in the story half the time because, well, half the cutscenes seem to be outright missing.

Haha yeah man. I also don't know if I'm a fan of activities becoming missions, that is just lazy! But the missions and set pieces in them beforehand were so ridiculously amazing that I think I am willing to overlook that. I also don't think I like Steelport as much as I did Stilwater but I'm prepared to give it time. OH AND WHAT THE smurf IS THIS MUSIC PLAYING IN THE SHOP MENUS WHAT THE smurf REPLACE IT WITH KARMA CHAMELEON OR TAKE ON ME RIGHT NOW

Other than that, smurf yeah! The weapons are even more brutal and over the top, and I love it, particularly the new grenade system. The new animations, such as those with the awesome button and ball kicking button make me want to cry tears of joy and pain simultaneously, they are that brutally beautiful. Technically it is definitely a better game than Saints 2, which is to be expected, I haven't had any freezes at all yet and the game looks nicer. I did once get a motorbike stuck in the floor thoufh

[Madame Adequate]

Apparently once you reach the mission Ho Boat things get awesome and never stop. I guess they just tried to pad things out so they could say "FORTY SEVEN MISSIONS, BITCHES"? But yeah being forced to do activities strangely detracts from how much fun they are.

Also not sure about Steelport compared to Stilwater. Still got to give it time!

On the other hand the Decker specialists are amazing in every way, the Luchadore specialists have the best grenade launchers EVER, and the Morningstar specialist looks exactly like Maximillian Strauss, which is pretty smurfin balla

Also anytime Zimos says ANYTHING I am in stitches of laughter because holy tit autotuned "Mmmmwhat the smurf is that" is just

[DK]

Also anytime Zimos says ANYTHING I am in stitches of laughter because holy tit autotuned "Mmmmwhat the smurf is that" is just

Yes. Just yes. He is the best character by far, I am pretty sure I've cracked up every time he speaks to us. I want him to come along on every mission just because.

[Psychotic]

Yeah it's picked the smurf up again so I dig it. Decker specialists... I want their hax power. And I want the smurfing demoman gun the Luchadores have!

Thirding the Zimos love. What a hero.

[NeoCracker]

You know, I love all the new cast from Saints to Syndicate. But yes, Zemos is smurfing awesome.

[Madame Adequate]

... So yeah The Ho Boat is indeed when tit gets real.

Then Gang Bang happens.

[Psychotic]

I am playing with the Russian voice. Idle comment: "I wonder what cousin Niko is up to. It has been ages since he called".

- "One mission in Saints Row: The Third features an aerial battle that places you behind the controls of a falling tank, battling other airborne tanks as you both plummet towards the ground."

rofl what get out of here with your terrible games

- "One mission in Saints Row: The Third features an aerial battle that places you behind the controls of a falling tank, battling other airborne tanks as you both plummet towards the ground."

I love SR but still, did they have to rip off the new A-team movie so blatantly where they just so happen to have an aerial battle where they're "flying" a tank against 2 Predator Drones? It's still an awesome premise but I can't help feel that they've been beaten to the punchline here.

having just played this mission just wanted to say these are officially bad posts

[jiro]Come on man. Come on. - J[/jiro]

[Iceglow]

I've played around 9% of the game and managed to establish myself with a regular 3k or so every hour financially coming in. Mission wise, I've gotten nowhere really. I also have a couple of cars, some of which I believe are pretty decent though Paul will likely educate me in that.

I don't know what happened earlier tonight when we we're in the XBL party, my internet was partially being gay but it wasn't just that.

[DK]

Well, me and Pauw just beat the game today, and apart from the stupid "activities = missions" bit in the middle I have to say overall it was a cracking game. Ridiculous amounts of fun to be had, great characters and weapons and I am pretty sure it will keep us entertained for a while with all the stupid tit you can do. One of our particular favourite features of the game is the screenshot feature, as we can finally share some of our spooty adventures with the world. With this in mind, in the storied tradition of da 'alo thread screenshot posts...time for a screenshot post!



DUN DUH-DUH-DUN DUH-DUH-DUN DUNANANAH!! Incidentally, that lady in the gimp suit behind us with the assault rifle is Victoria Beckham. Paul is very fond of her, and brings her along with us on quite a few of our random jaunts across Steelport.



These guys are very immature, which is probably why they suit us two quite well. Heheh, heh heh heh, eheheheh.



We don't like the filth. We have Dildo Bats. What do you think is going to happen?

B&B aren't the only guys we've rocked. Me and Pauw generally switch up our characters quite frequently during our games on Saints. He has some more screenies of us having a Dildo bat war on the edge of a sky scraper as B&B, and also a few of our adventures as Sly Stallone and Steven Segal. I don't have those though unfortunately so I'll have to wait until he can give them to me. What I do have though, are the adventures of Ronnie Coleman and Barack Obama!



They're dancing in a fountain. Outside of a Nuclear plant. I don't know why either, it just seemed like a cool photo op at the time.



We love pimping our rides in Saints. The blinged out golf buggy is an old favourite.



Just look at this monstrosity. How awesome is that?



Not as awesome as Paul's driving skills.



His piloting is even better. Seriously. Pauw is legendary for his inability to control planes in the Saints games. If you look closely, you can see that the A-10 is already mangled up and smoking before we've even properly taken off! But Pauw does not like it when I mock his flying. He was determined to fly brilliantly and pull off some slick moves and not give me any screenshot material.



Can you tell where this is going?



The best part is he didn't even do this on purpose, he really did want to fly like a Top Gun.



This is what happens when you hit people with the Fart in a Jar. They puke all over the place.

On an unrelated note, you know how you can get vehicles in the game that aren't customizable? For instance, that slick black and blue motorbike you get for doing the Tron trailblazing activities. Yeah well, that tit doesn't fly with me.



YEEEEAAAAA BUDDY. You know you want it, but you can't have it. It's mine.

We also like to dress up as our friends in Saints, to bring them along on our wacky adventures with us. Stillwater was never the same after our Loony BoB and smittenkitten rolled into town. Of course we had to carry on this tradition over into Steelport! So without further ado...

Lets see what happened when Iceglow rolled into town!


We think he is the spitting image of the real Steve. He also has the same strange "tastes" as the real Steve as well:



Don't you dare judge him. Our little Steve can do whatever makes him happy and none of you can tell him any different.



Not. A. Word.



A man's gotta eat, right? But then something startling happens. The lunchbox decides to escape!



"COME BACK WITH ME DINNER!!" Steve is not having this.



Unfortunately the lunchbox was not quite the easy foe our man Lamb thought it would be, and it decided to fight back. Steve did not fare well, so he decided to let it go and find a new friend instead.



After this, me and Paul decided to recreate one of our favourite Steve staples, the fabled "girl on the train" story! You know the one.



"yea yea I was on me way 'ome from da HMV today and I went to get on da train, and I saw dis gorgeous Chilean/Australian/German/American/Somalian girl and our eyes met"



"Den I gave her a good look at the merchandise and you know, you KNOW she was into me. Ended up getting her number didn't I?"



"Den I called 'er to come round to me flat and as soon as she got through the door, she gave me a sexy show hehehehehe!"



"So yeah, basically I shagged her just like I shagged Julian's mum. Just another day in me life really "

Never gets old, the train story. Just in case there are any of you out there who don't know him as well as we do, we made a translated version of the story as well.



"yea yea guys, I got on da train when I was coming back from da HMV and I caught the eye of dis gorgeous bird. Got her number didn't I? only a matter of time before she came round to me flat."



"Couldn't keep her 'ands off me could she? I shagged her just like I shagged Julian's mum."



"Just another day in me life really. "

And there you have it. Never change, buddy, we love ya and your stories. A true man amongst men.

So that is our first installment of Saints screenies. We'll definitely have more to come, probably would have more as it is but the server was being spooty as hell so we gave up taking them eventually. One thing that is a nightmare is actually getting the screenshots off the god damn website, one of the most convoluted and stupid systems ever. Ended up having to use a firefox add-on to hax them off, but it made it a lot easier and quicker. But yeah, good times all round. Love this game. <3

[Madame Adequate]

Trufax: Steve is so vile that he repulses a thing designed as a receptacle for bodily waste

Also I like the golf cart but I've got a blinged out street cleaner and oh jesus it's the most beautiful thing

[Depression Moon]

This game looks fun, but is it really?

[Madame Adequate]

This game looks fun, but is it really?

No.

"Fun" is an incredible understatement. Saints Row is absolutely, unashamedly battrout insane and it is absolutely smurfing awesome.

[Psychotic]

I never want to play as a toilet again. You told me it would just be for decoration purposes

[NeoCracker]

I like how all the different voices seem to hit on different characters.

Female Voice one makes a lot of Lesbian comments about Mikinzee, (I forget the spelling already), and the Russian chick has a massive boner for pierce. Her line during Three Way is freaking awesome.

[Madame Adequate]

Did you mean Kinzie?

Also just did deckers.die last night and hahahahahahahahahhahahaha oh god also (SPOILER)surprised to see that although in the cyber world he was an arrogant punk, Matt knew precisely when he was beaten and he was god damn smart enough to accept it, swallow his pride, and buy his life. Was really expecting him to be Shogo turned up to 11 tbh