The 501st Legion Party
“Fist your way to a better future...
ladies.”
That's right, we're back, and this time we have a strict 'No Undead' policy.
This time around we won't be quite so lenient. You let one little zombie rebellion rise up and you end up with a destroyed space station and most of your crew turned undead. 
We are still here for you, the working man/species/droid. We do not discriminate against race, color, tentacles, or how rusty and out of date you may be. We do discriminate, however, against shambling corpses and people who use a lightsaber any other color than red. You can try and get by us, but we have the highground.
This year we'll be tackling the tough issues. The 501st Legion has a five point plan that's sure to win us this Election.
- We've started operation “Bomb the crap out of EoFF” in an attempt to thwart Jedi, and Zombie, terrorists. Sure, a lot of innocent lives will be lost, but we're okay with that.
And that's it. All five of our points come together in one glorious emerald colored point to destroy our opposition.
Other important issues that are still close to our hearts include:
- The Droid Rights movement. Because they have the right to vote, or be used to vote, just like the rest of us.
- The mistreatment of Jawas on Tatooine. We're the only ones allowed to do that.
And since aligning ourselves with the Apocalypse party last year, we have decided to go back on the abolishing of Deathsticks. We now recognize the need to party.
And, as always...
May the Fist be with you!
Plight of the Newbie
Newbies, do you feel scared? Lonely? Lost in the bustle of this busy galaxy we call the internet? Are you searching for a place to call home? If so then look no further than EoFF's very own 501st Legion. Vader's Fist can be used for more than just crushing the opposition, it can also embrace lovingly.
Members
Sith Lord: Mandalore the Guardian (Prime Minister, Minister of the Arts)
Ultimate Power in the Universe: Unbreakable Deathstar
Partner in Crime: Julbacca (Deputy Prime Minister)
Freak of the Force: Ewookie (Minister of Communication)
The Lazy Jawa: Levian
Gun for Hire: I Don't Need A Blaster
Apprentice: Darth Dreamer
Deserters
Lusty Justy
Psychotic
The 501st Legion Strikes Back (Now Newbie Friendly!)
Originally Posted by Vyk
Master of the Fork
