I thought perhaps it was time torture my fellow members with my gruesome visage. I guess I've been around long enough some of you might be curious.
(SPOILER)
This is how I appear normally. Under cars.
Before you judge to harshly about animal cruelty, notice the ring. That's really all the pussy I was getting at the time.
I look constipated. I don't know why.
Little drunk.
My contest winning beard!
Me as a kid.
