Quote Originally Posted by Rebellious Eagle View Post
I'll only file something with the FBI if you're Julian.
And really, truly that's the most sincere form of flattery. It says "I acknowledge your intense interest in my jail bait self by getting a restraining order....and a tazer.....and an unlisted phone number.......and a Rottweiler."

Julian will be so pleased. He'll swing your daycare to pick you up for the big date.

Bring mace.