JLI Unlimited (party)

[Loony BoB]

loony_bob: Nait of Dnalnif: What is your superident

[Del Murder]

I would join as a villain but I can't think of a clever name.

Doctor Depression?
Depression Man?
Hooded Moon?

[kotora]

I usually don't try to get involved in politics, but it appears the heroes need some help. Captain Bieber to the rescue !

[Nait]

Hello.

I am Mr. Completely Harmless Man.

I am here to be completely harmless and I have no evil intentions whatsoever.

You can trust me with whatever you can, for I am trustworthy.

MY REAL NAME IS OF COURSE NOT MR. COMPLETELY HARMLESS MAN THAT IS ONLY A PSEUDONYM TO KEEP MY REAL IDENTITY SECRET TO KEEP THOSE THAT I KNOW AND LOVE FROM HARM.

There is nothing sinister about my pseudonym at all, after all I am Mr. Completely Harmless Man, who is obviously completely harmless.

[Del Murder]

I usually don't try to get involved in politics, but it appears the heroes need some help. Captain Bieber to the rescue !

Excellent. Your power is to make any girl under the age of 14 scream at a supersonic frequency, thus paralyzing your enemies.

Hello.

I am Mr. Completely Harmless Man.

I am here to be completely harmless and I have no evil intentions whatsoever.

You can trust me with whatever you can, for I am trustworthy.

MY REAL NAME IS OF COURSE NOT MR. COMPLETELY HARMLESS MAN THAT IS ONLY A PSEUDONYM TO KEEP MY REAL IDENTITY SECRET TO KEEP THOSE THAT I KNOW AND LOVE FROM HARM.

There is nothing sinister about my pseudonym at all, after all I am Mr. Completely Harmless Man, who is obviously completely harmless.

I trust you Mr. Completely Harmless Man, as it is my heroic way to trust harmless people. Welcome aboard. I will send you all the passwords to our networks in a moment so that you may better navigate our headquarters.

[Hollycat]

my groups got either 5 or 6, waiting on kyle to confirm

[Nait]

I appreciate your show of trust, and assure you that no harm will come from you breaching security protocol and giving me access to your headquarters!

I have been told that you have holding cells that contain many of your evil and unnecessarily catchable adversaries, and I am looking forward to visiting those poor souls and to talk to them about ways to better their lives and turn to a path of good and righteousness!

[Del Murder]

I appreciate you trying to rehabilitate those who have taken the less fortunate path. We indeed have many vile fiends in custody, including the right hand men of the vile Lord Michnaid. We were very proud of those particular captures, though their boss eludes us to this day. We will set up your access to these wards right away!

[Hollycat]

we has pie! mr. completely harmless, wouldnt you like some pie?

[Nait]

Well, I have talked with them, and though it is difficult, I believe there can be progress! As you can see, and verify, they seem slightly mollified by my talk (which I have been given to understand is quite convincing), and they have taken the first Mind's Step towards rehabilitation!

Next on my list is to visit the famous scientific laboratories where you are incubating the myriad mysteries of evil erasure. I have always wanted to see it!

EDIT:

Pie? PIE? Who dares to offer Mr. Completely Harmless pie?

I would love to eat some pie!

[Del Murder]

Are you referring to the Large Deletion Collider that I used to foil Michnaid's attempt to blanket the world under a permanent snowstorm*? Why yes, we still have that around here somewhere. I must say, your interest in our group so far has been quite refreshing compared to the apathy of today's typical hero.




*see Super Delete Adventures #347

[Hollycat]

Well, I have talked with them, and though it is difficult, I believe there can be progress! As you can see, and verify, they seem slightly mollified by my talk (which I have been given to understand is quite convincing), and they have taken the first Mind's Step towards rehabilitation!

Next on my list is to visit the famous scientific laboratories where you are incubating the myriad mysteries of evil erasure. I have always wanted to see it!

EDIT:

Pie? PIE? Who dares to offer Mr. Completely Harmless pie?

I would love to eat some pie!

You can have as much as you want of any flavor at the hemp taco party

[Nait]

Are you referring to the Large Deletion Collider that I used to foil Michnaid's attempt to blanket the world under a permanent snowstorm*?

You still have that around? That thing almost– that machine saved the world from the abominable and evil Lord Michnaid's malevolent machinations, and I would truly enjoy inspecting it.

Why yes, we still have that around here somewhere. I must say, your interest in our group so far has been quite refreshing compared to the apathy of today's typical hero.

The youth of today don't have any respect for the old ways, I tell you. Neophytes who think they can change the world with vulgar violence. And they don't follow the rules! I mean, who uses a gun to actually shoot people? That is so unelegant.

*see Super Delete Adventures #347

That was such a terr– ific episode.

[Hollycat]

the cactuar party uses gunblades, swords, bows, and a pinata

[Depression Moon]

I would join as a villain but I can't think of a clever name.

Doctor Depression?
Depression Man?
Hooded Moon?

I'll go with Depression Man with the power to make all those who come within twenty feet of me to make them feel there is no purpose in life anymore.